Wonderland Burlesque's
Let's All Go To The Movies
Bad Girls Edition
Bad girls! Talking 'bout your bad, bad girls!
Ah, nobody loves 'em more than Tinseltown. That's right, like they say in Hollywood...
Why be good, when it feels so good to be bad!
Let's take a look at today's big screen line-up, shall we?
"Vina Delmar's novel of New York life."
"From Vina Delmar's novel and play by her and Brian Marlowe"
(Huh, I guess a FOX never changes its logo.)
(P.S. Vina Delmar would make a great drag name!)
"They called me bad... spelled m-e-n!"
(Does... does that make any sense?)
(A bad blonde? Ah, left the peroxide in too long again!)
"Is it a sin to want to be bad?"
(Depends. Is that herpes or a cold sore?)
"Baby-faced savage in a jungle of intrigue!"
(No wonder Olivia never approved of her!")
"He takes your life in his hands... but you'll never meet the 'ghost surgeon' - forced into the medical shadow world for money!"
(I totally understand, Charlton. I, too, would do anything the alluring Lizabeth Scott wanted me to!)
"What caused him to believe that all women were bad?"
"Seeking sin in the lower depths of a wicked city"
(You're preaching to the choir, honey. Preaching to the choir!)
"The hard facts on the road to success!!!"
"The inside story of models, actresses and dancers seeking fame and finding shame!"
(Huh. All I ever found was a used condom on the mens room floor.)
"This picture begins where Lolita left off!"
"An orgy of jaded passion."
(That damn Lolita! Girl never finishes anything she starts.)
"What made them this way!"
(Your God.)
"She promised wild ecstasy and delivered!"
"Probes deeply into the foul core of organized depravity!"
(Organized depravity? So this is a documentary on the GOP, right? Do some probing there, you best get you some antibiotics!)
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That's all we have time for this week.
Tune in next week!
Same time! Same channel!
Intermission Time!
3 comments:
Ohhh
I was just listening to the whole On The Radio double album right before Xmas!
And you are right, Velma Delmar would be a kick-ass drag name. Love me some pulp fiction.
XOXO
The funny thing is seeing well-known actors in some of those.
...And I have actually seen 5 of them...
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