Wonderland Burlesque's Let's All Go To The Movies: Bad Girls Edition

Wonderland Burlesque's

Let's All Go To The Movies

Bad Girls Edition

Bad girls! Talking 'bout your bad, bad girls!

Ah, nobody loves 'em more than Tinseltown. That's right, like they say in Hollywood...

Why be good, when it feels so good to be bad!

Let's take a look at today's big screen line-up, shall we?

Bad Girl

"Vina Delmar's novel of New York life."

"From Vina Delmar's novel and play by her and Brian Marlowe"

(Huh, I guess a FOX never changes its logo.)

(P.S. Vina Delmar would make a great drag name!)

Bad Blonde

"They called me bad... spelled m-e-n!"

(Does... does that make any sense?)

(A bad blonde? Ah, left the peroxide in too long again!)

The Good Bad Girl

"Is it a sin to want to be bad?"

(Depends. Is that herpes or a cold sore?)

Born To Be Bad

"Baby-faced savage in a jungle of intrigue!"

(No wonder Olivia never approved of her!")

Bad For Each Other

"He takes your life in his hands... but you'll never meet the 'ghost surgeon' - forced into the medical shadow world for money!"

(I totally understand, Charlton. I, too, would do anything the alluring Lizabeth Scott wanted me to!)

All Women Are Bad

"What caused him to believe that all women were bad?"

"Seeking sin in the lower depths of a wicked city"

(You're preaching to the choir, honey. Preaching to the choir!)

Confessions Of A Bad Girl

"The hard facts on the road to success!!!"

"The inside story of models, actresses and dancers seeking fame and finding shame!"

(Huh. All I ever found was a used condom on the mens room floor.)

A Good Time With A Bad Girl

"This picture begins where Lolita left off!"

"An orgy of jaded passion."

(That damn Lolita! Girl never finishes anything she starts.)

So Young, So Bad

"What made them this way!"

(Your God.)

Bad Girls Do Cry

"She promised wild ecstasy and delivered!"

"Probes deeply into the foul core of organized depravity!"

(Organized depravity? So this is a documentary on the GOP, right? Do some probing there, you best get you some antibiotics!)

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That's all we have time for this week. 

Tune in next week!

Same time! Same channel!

Intermission Time!