Happy Holidays From Wonderland Burlesque!

Happy Holidays 

From Wonderland Burlesque!

Looks like Joan comes bearing gifts. 

And so very thoughtful.

Yes, 'tis the season to receive. And give. And give. And receive.

Why, think of it as a sex party on the blue chair beach in Puerto Vallarta!

I know Joan does.

Here's hoping you found what you wanted under the tree this year.

And if not? Don't worry, hon...

That's why we have credit cards!

A cup of cheer? A tofurky in the oven?

An afternoon tryst with the bag boy from the Piggly Wiggly?

Whatever! Celebrate the day your way.

- uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

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